Thanks to my mom for helping me create this humorous lens! Each day I get more and more funny emails from her. My mom is a human dynamo supporting the proliferation of humor virally!
Momerisms >>> Humor and Wisdom from Moms: Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Thank you mom for being there and for sharing those momerisms, rather than keeping them to yourself; er, eh?
THANK YOU MOM FOR EVERYTHING!
Image Credit: Mom-isms: Wit, Wisdom, and Humor for a Mother's Heart.
Is YOUR Mom Famous for Momerisms?
Momerisms are popular with other MOMS! How Funny is YOUR Mom?
- My mom has got the wildest sense of humor
- My mom has a well-controlled sense of humor
- My mom give me great advice; no humor
- My mom has no sense of humor whatsoever
- None of the above -- momerisms or otherwise
About Mom
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect!
Inspired by MY Mom!
I'll bet YOUR Mom has her Momerisms
Well, it was just another Wednesday and I opened up my email to find over 100 emails — 5 of them from Mom alone. Each and every one of them was about something funny. My mom has become notorious for her momerisms throughout the years. You see, I think she has a terrific sense of humor and can tell a really good story. She’s a bit of a storyteller — I didn’t inherit the verbal storytelling abilities from her. I did inherit the ability to write though!
As I was browsing her emails, I noted that these were pretty funny — and thought I’d create a lens to honor my mom and her momerisms!
Update: This just in from Mom — Today is International Disturbed People’s Day! Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done. Oh, thanks Mom! I needed that.
There's Nothing Wrong with my Eyesight!
I AM a GREAT Cook I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food.
OK, I'm Dating Now -- Bowel Movements are IMPORTANT!
Be Sure to Call YOUR Mom! Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Momerisms -- My Day is Picking Up!
Momerisms -- A Sense of Humor
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Al, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the interstate.
Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Al. "It's hundreds of them!"
Momerisms -- A Scottish Man's Bar Stool
More Momerisms aka Mom-isms!
- I Want to DIE I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
- I Love THYSELF I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
- I'm JUST Borrowing I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Petty vs. Sweaty Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.
- Send MONEY I am having an out-of-money experience.
- Don't Eat TOO Much Meat Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Momerisms -- In Memoriam!
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at
the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very
important person, which almost went unnoticed last week
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "TheHokey Pokey", died
peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the
trouble started.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at
the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very
important person, which almost went unnoticed last week
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "TheHokey Pokey", died
peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the
trouble started.
What's Cooking in Mom's Kitchen?
Yes, no maybe??? Hey, drop me a line!
Are you a mom or have a mom who is famous for her momerisms? Have a funny story to tell … well, I’m all ears!
You Must Get This Book! : Momisms!!
Momisms is a collection of fifty-two sayings my Mother used throughout my life.
Some you have heard before and others may be new. The author has expanded upon them offering how they have impacted her.
Contemplate on one thought weekly using the journal to reflect your thoughts.
Ah, Momerisms : Mom-isms! You've got to love MOM!
History: Momerisms : Humor and Wisdom from Moms was originally created on Squidoo by JaguarJulie on March 18, 2009. Highest lensrank ever achieved: #953 overall. Lens #411 in the quest for Giant Squid 500 Club.
